Sad panda tears

Today didn't go that well.. If your interested the sad details are all over the killboard, probably battleclinic too.

We (probably worth reading 'we' as 'I') got too cocky... tried to take on a large angry group of the Russians, we were promptly reminded that we are just FROOT.

Carebears with aspirations... we (see above note...) had a case of the billy big bollocks and paid the price for it, lets hope whoever FC'd this abysmal event is chastised and berated for hi... wait a minute no that's not right! the FC was a god, it was the lack of -insert appropriate scapegoat here- *mumble mumble cough cough*

Ahh well, we had it good, been kicked in the nuts, it's stiging and made our eyes water but we just need to harden the fuck up and get back on the saddle.

POS... dull, Free kills .. fun!

Well what a day / night... We were happily camping our aggressors in Penirgman, big shout out tho they did try to ransom our ships from inside the station. but nothing much was happening, unable to pin any of the Russians down we FROOTs were getting desperate to fulfill our blood-lust. Happily Utric found a little gift for us..

Their POS (player owned station) in moments FROOT had mobilized a POS knock fleet and was happily taking apart the defenses. It was a long hard slug, but we took it to reinforced late into the night. Awaking the next morning something worse for wear I thought I'd check into eve and found many FROOTs waiting ready and willing, we had their POS system locked down as best we could (though in the end my inty missed a chance at the lone escaping cheetah) and we had tracks on several members of one of the aggressor corps.

While contemplating how best to go about killing them, one of them challenges Utric to a 1 Vs. 1. Politely Utric accepts and proceeds to ventilate his ship for him, Utric then throws down the gauntlet asking him to return in a bigger ship for a rematch.

He turns up in a smaller ship.. and Utric, offended by the lack of a large shiny target proceeds to make sure his new ship is also liberated of its role of being in one piece at any given time. However, very rudely an assisting battleship arrives.. and while FROOT is far from honorable, we don't like people clearly violating the 1 Vs. 1 agreement of combat .. especially when it is used against us.

So upset by this we decide to show our displeasure... it went something like this:

make no assumptions here.. the boys in FROOT were doing a great job, but we're far from PVP gods... these kills were all spoon fed to us.

currently our overal performance in these cumulative war decs is at nearly 61% I think I might berate Utric for loosing the shiny ships at the start, then I might thank him for getting all of todays!

FROOOOOOOT
Zammo

Epic combat movie footage

I was going to edit an EPIC combat movie of tonights fight.. but forgot to start Fraps... instead all I got was the following excerpt of team speak...


Endure! ... uhh I mean.. Enjoy!

eve is srs bzns..

NMSI .. Not Me Shoot It

Earlier this month, back on the 14th or there abouts, I got bored. Eve does that to a man. Me being bored is no news, but it does end up meaning I make rash decisions...

So, Chi Ke and myself headed out for a spot of light griefing, nothing wrong with flipping a few miners etc (it is after all the reason the corp was booted from the alliance, something about NRDS or some such, meh.)

A quick scan of the map and I eyeball a system I'd never been to which looks like it has promise. to Pasha we went. Lolz were had at the expense of a few nooblings and one angry griefer that we um.. griefed. Our fun done with we headed home...

On the 15th we had an interesting idea.. lets go back to pasha and wardec one of the corps to which one of our recent prey belonged, so at random a target was chosen, and with my mind still in 'bored' mode I arranged the wardec.

Much raping occurred as we went about instapopping what turned out to be a corp entirely made of Russian noobs. This alone allowed some FROOTs to blow some steam off, but then suddenly a wild wardec appears! followed by 2 more!! all from Russian corps. Oops looks like we stood on someones toes. oh well fuck it all... lets rumble there's only 78 of them Vs the 6 or so of us, unfair on them really.

We blagged Utric back into corp to join us for the lols, sadly the first thing he does is dies horribly! OMFG... after a short while of skeptical skirmishing, tonight the lads were on, and once more my levels of boredom were approaching critical mass... so I start trolling their home system, sure enough soon there is a small gang of Battlecruisers all hunting for me... yoo hoo i'm up here cloaked you dumb ass's.

I decide after a quick tactical thought (i.e ... not much thought at all...) that it's time to up the levels of troll, so, Panicus is asked to join me. which he does, in a Rokh. thankfully due to a little intel work, we know their aiming for a gate jump in gank.. but, we have Endy ... in a Vindicator... fuck your Gank! gankers get nothing bitches get nothing! while arraging the finer details (which include "WARP TO ME NOW PAN FOR FUCKS SAKE!") Utric logs in and is immediately kindly asked to join us, by kindly asked I mean told to get the fuck in here.

Shit + fan.. Russians everywhere.. dead Panicus... and lots of them! (^_^) one simple logon trap later and we piled up a few extra bodies to the line up.. at this point they're logging off one after the other.

5 capable (citation required) FROOT pilots and we pretty much spanked them.

details for the dec: http://froot.horizon-host.com/kb/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=5

lets hope we can continue the trend.

Zam.