Tuesday 6 March 2012

Dark Omens of things ahead.

Courtesy of Axloth Okiah:

I was getting my ninja on and hilarity ensued. I scanned two omens, warped to them in my heron and looted their wreck. They warped away and convoed me:

Phellanx > why did you steal from us?
Axloth Okiah > you just left it there
Mortos Soulstealer > we didnt even have time to loot it all before you got in
Phellanx > so you can choose
Axloth Okiah > choose what?
Phellanx > do you just want to give us 500k isk each or shall we just hunt you down?

they tried to bullshit me so i decided to bullshit them right back

Axloth Okiah > what?
Mortos Soulstealer > or a bounty
Phellanx > well we can hunt you down now, since you stole from us we can attack you :P we can also choose to put a bounty on you
Axloth Okiah > universe is big
Mortos Soulstealer > we wont have to hunt you if theres a bounty on your head
Axloth Okiah > do you want what i looted back?
Mortos Soulstealer > nah its just the principle of thing
Phellanx > nope, we just want you to pay us 500k isk each lol
Axloth Okiah > lol, what i looted is worth 4500isk
Axloth Okiah > im not gonna pay you 1mil
Phellanx > its the principle that you steal from us m8
Axloth Okiah > concord would shoot me if i did any crime
Axloth Okiah > and concord didnt, so its ok
Phellanx > you chose to steal from a player therefor we can kill you
Axloth Okiah > but you didnt
Phellanx > no but now we do want you dead, its still fun :P
Phellanx > or we can let you live if you pay us
Mortos Soulstealer > proof of how nice we are
Axloth Okiah > you are not nice, paying 1mil is crazy
Phellanx > either way, im pretty sure your ship is worth more than 1 mil isk
Phellanx > even with a platinum insurance
Axloth Okiah > its tech1 frigate
Axloth Okiah > it cost 160k
Mortos Soulstealer > stealing is crazy to
Phellanx > im wondering if you even have a clone at this point, would be a shame if your pod would be destroyed you know losing all your skill points and stuff
Mortos Soulstealer > you should know that......... you have been playing for a while
Axloth Okiah > you can kill my pod?
Phellanx > haha aye why do you think you have to buy clones lol
Mortos Soulstealer > we shouldnt have said that >.>
Phellanx > btw i wouldnt go near any bases now that theres a bounty on your head m8
Phellanx > big chance youll be shot down
Axloth Okiah > cowards
Phellanx > pay us 500k each and we'll take it down
Axloth Okiah > you are criminals, not me
Mortos Soulstealer > we are not the ones that stole from others
Axloth Okiah > blackmailing is worse than stealing
hellanx > right click our names and choose give money 500k

I jetted a can with the loot

Axloth Okiah > here is what i found
Phellanx > were giving you the easy way out
Axloth Okiah > now leave me alone
Mortos Soulstealer > mind abandoning it first?
Phellanx > you need to rigt click our names in next to the chat bar and choose give money
Axloth Okiah > what?
Phellanx > were not taking your cargo container m8 it would be noted as stealing as well haha
Mortos Soulstealer > hm.... you didnt abandon the container........ cant take it now..... would be stealing you know ;)
Axloth Okiah > its yours anyway
Phellanx > im getting tired of this
Axloth Okiah > i wont let you blackmail me

time to get all crazy and insane with rookie-bloodlust

Axloth Okiah > i would probably kill you two cowards even in my frigate
Phellanx > lol i could kill you by 1 of my drones
Axloth Okiah > what are you afraid off?
Axloth Okiah > my frig lol
Axloth Okiah > i will kill you with my heron
Mortos Soulstealer > just get your ass back here and abandon it...... it aint that hard
Axloth Okiah > and your pod
Mortos Soulstealer > death threat even from the criminal that stole
Axloth Okiah > you threatened me first
Phellanx > ok why dont you come back than see what happens
Mortos Soulstealer > because you stole from us
Mortos Soulstealer > doesnt matter how small you still stole
Axloth Okiah > i can afford second frigate

leeroy jenkins!!! uaaaa

Axloth Okiah > so im not affraid
Mortos Soulstealer > good for you
Phellanx > haha :P well were still putting a bounty on your head and when we know you got killed we'll put another one on
Axloth Okiah > come fight me cowards
Phellanx > ok come to asteroid belt 1
Axloth Okiah > you are not in the system even

Phellanx went to get warp disruptor

Mortos Soulstealer > i am
Axloth Okiah > i just bought a cruiser, i will kill you both now
Mortos Soulstealer > congratulations
Phellanx > ok come to asteroid belt 1 then in baviasi
Axloth Okiah > im in belt, come kill me
Axloth Okiah > 2 on 1?
Mortos Soulstealer > that is what you wanted right?

they jetted a can

Phellanx > take the item
Axloth Okiah > i dont want second bounty, you take mine
Axloth Okiah > i wont place bounty on you, i have no money left
Phellanx > just take it and lets get this over with
Axloth Okiah > i didnt have enough money to buy ammo to kill both of you
Axloth Okiah > i must kill you one by one
Axloth Okiah > you can pick who i kill first
Phellanx > take the item and you can attack me first since its my item
Axloth Okiah > ok, will mortos stayt out of it?
Phellanx > go ahead he wont attack
Axloth Okiah > you promise?
Mortos Soulstealer > ok

I took the can, Phellanx engaged me

Mortos Soulstealer > seems i wont even have to
Phellanx > sorry m8 you cant warp away

I killed his drones, scrammed him, neuted him and was going trough his armor, and the other guy attacked. Soon first exploded and I started working on the other one.

http://froot.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12651429
http://froot.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12651428

Axloth Okiah > that was fun guys
Axloth Okiah > thanks
Phellanx > now we will put a bounty on you for sure
Axloth Okiah > no prob ;)
Phellanx > to bad this game isnt fair haha
Axloth Okiah > 2v1 isnt fair, true

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